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Jason:
Naturally, our director is extremely busy. I'm sure-

Melissa:
[on a telephone] I don't think he's coming.

Jason:
Scurrying around the city finding new locations.

Melissa:
[on a telephone] He's not coming!

Jason:
Melissa, please.

Melissa:
[hangs up the telephone] Our stupid director isn't coming.

Jason:
Melissa, you're blowing the deal.

Melissa:
Why me? It's stupid Brendon.

Jason:
All right, I agree, he's stupid! You know something, this is stupid! [knocks a calculator off the table]

Melissa:
Jason, you're blowing the deal!

Jason:
No, I'm not, it's Brendon, Melissa!

Melissa:
You're the one who dropped the baby.

Jason:
So, it's a fat baby! How was I suppose to hold it? You try picking it up, Melissa!

Melissa:
I'm not picking up fat babies, Jason.

Jason:
What's the matter, Melissa, chicken to pick up a fat baby?! There it is, pick him up!

Melissa:
That's it, I'm leaving!

Jason:
Good-bye! [Melissa leaves, to investors.] I am so sorry for what you just witnessed. But I'd like to talk to you two about back end points.