House, Season 1

Dr. Wilson:
[Reading a poem Georgia left for Dr. House] "The healer with his magic powers/I could rub his gentle brow for hours/His manly chest, his stubbled jaw/Everything about him leaves me raw—"

Dr. House:
Psych ward's upstairs.

Dr. Wilson:
"—with joy. Oh, House your very name / Will never leave this girl the same." It's not bad for an 82-year-old. She asked me to give that to her true love.

Dr. House:
What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on.

Dr. Wilson:
That's fairly disgusting.

Dr. House:
That's ageism.

Dr. Wilson:
You better watch yourself around this babe.