House, Season 2

Dr. House:
Every minute that we refuse to love one another, another puppy cries another tear.

Dr. Wilson:
You're just mad because he's closer to a Nobel Prize than you are.

Dr. House:
And yet I've nailed more Swedish babes. Crazy, crazy world.

Dr. Wilson:
It's not just the trip to Stockholm, you know. It comes with a cash prize.

Dr. House:
Seriously? No wonder everybody is going after that peace thing.

Dr. Wilson:
He cures thousands of people every year, you cure what 30?

Dr. House:
McDonalds makes a better hamburger than your mother because they make more?

Dr. Wilson:
Oh, I see, so you hate him because the lives he saves aren't as good as the lives you save?

Dr. House:
Yep, that's the reason. Nobel invented dynamite, I won't accept his blood money.