House, Season 2

Dr. House:
You want third-world treatment? [Turns up the thermostat] You got it. Boy, is it hot here in Johnny!

Dr. Cameron:
What are you doing?

Dr. House:
What am I doing? [He knocks Sebastian's things onto the floor] Putting everything on the floor of the hut. Uh oh, wicked magic box with the moving pictures!

Dr. Cameron:
You think he's a hypocrite?

Dr. House:
[Unplugging the TV] Hypocrite? No, everybody in Africa's got cell phones or running water. [He has dropped Sebastian's cell phone in the toilet] Ha! This thing just will not flush.

Sebastian:
Do you really think that if you come in here and make it a little hot, make it smell a little, that I'm just going to fold and abandon everything that matters to me?

Dr. House:
[Wiping his cane on Sebastian's blanket] Lousy sanitation over there, too. You are not the same as them; your life is not the same. And you are cheapening everything they're going through by pretending you are.