House, Season 2

Dr. House:
[to Chase, in front of a girl he's talking to] Hey! How's that anal fissure? Did it heal yet, or is it still draining? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you'd come back for seconds. I figured after that girl in the stairwell, you'd be done for the night.

Dr. Chase:
He's joking.

Dr. House:
No Adam's apple, small hands. No surprises this time.

Girl:
I'll, uh, see you later.

[Girl exits]

Dr. House:
Got a case.

Dr. Chase:
Well, you could've just said that. You didn't have to screw with me.

Dr. House:
Yeah, but if I didn't screw with you, you'd spend the whole night thinking you might get laid, which means you'd be useless. Better to extinguish all hope.