House, Season 3

Dr. House:
Can you believe what Cuddy tried to pull?

Dr. Wilson:
What now?

Dr. House:
She lied to me. She cured my patient with my diagnosis, then lied to me about it.

Dr. Wilson:
That doesn't sound like her.

Dr. House:
You're right. Does sound like you, though.

Dr. Wilson:
What exactly did Cuddy tell you?

Dr. House:
Nothing that your body language isn't telling me right now. So what was the plan? I'd feel so humble by missing a case that I'd re-evaluate my entire life, question the nature of truth and goodness and become Cameron?

Dr. Wilson:
Something like that. More that if we'd told you the truth, that you'd solved a case based on absolutely no medical proof, you'd think you were God, and I was worried your wings would melt.

Dr. House:
God doesn't limp.