House, Season 3

[Dr. Wilson enters Dr. Cuddy's office with a book on his hands]

Dr. Wilson:
I'm going to read you something. "Asperger Syndrome is a mild and rare form of Autism. It's typically characterized by difficulty establishing friendships and playing with peers, trouble accepting conventional social rules and they dislike any change in setting or routine." Or broadloom. It doesn't say that last part, but you get my point.

Dr. Cuddy:
House doesn't have Asperger's. The diagnosis is much simpler, he's a jerk.