House, Season 4

Thirteen:
Patient has spinal muscular atrophy. It's genetic, incurable. This is not a diagnostic mystery.

Dr. House:
You have just given a state secret to the enemy.

Thirteen:
What enemy?

Dr. House:
New patient, new rules. Today you're gonna split yourselves into two teams. The first to figure out what's threatening to deprive the patient of the twenty or so miserable years he's got left with SMA gets to keep their jobs. Take off your numbers, you look stupid. I think I know who you are by now.

Dr. Lawrence Kutner:
Wait, how do you want us to split up?

Dr. House:
Good question [pauses, forgetting Dr. Kutner's name] …overly-excited former foster kid. There's ten of you, I was thinking six against six. No, wait…

Twin 15A:
How 'bout women versus men.

Dr. House:
Excellent suggestion…fat twin. More interesting than "evens versus odds", less interesting than "shirts against skins". If your sex organs dangle - you're the Confederates. If your sex organs are aesthetically pleasing - you're the Yanks.

Dr. Volakis:
Dr. House, I'd like to be on the men's team.

Dr. House:
Do your sex organs dangle, Cutthroat Bitch?

Dr. Volakis:
Not yet.