House, Season 4

Dr. Taub:
[asking if Dobson isn't a doctor] You said one of us wasn't a doctor, and you called him a fraud.

Dr. House:
He's not a doctor. Continue, Bos.

Dobson:
Could be an STD...

Dr. Taub:
Why isn't he fired?

Dr. House:
[starts randomly pressing buttons on the phone] Oh, you're breaking up! I'm going into a tunnel. Dark Religious Nut,...

Dr. Cole:
[surprised] What did you call me?

Dr. House:
I'm sorry. What do you people want to be called this week?

Dr. Cole:
Cole.

Dr. House:
Well, I'm never going to remember that. Take Bosley and the other visible minorities to the funeral home. The rest of you young, white people - the world is your oyster. An MRI with contrast, EEG, LP and blood panel. And Angels, be careful. [hangs up]

Dr. Cameron:
[about Dr. Cole] Just because he's religious, doesn't mean he won't kick your ass.

Dr. House:
You wanna bet?

Dr. Cameron:
No, I want you to stop being such a jerk to him.

Dr. House:
One hundred dollars.

[Dr. Cameron stops leaning on the desk]

Dr. House:
Smart call. That guy's a wuss. He'll be the next one on the train.

Dr. Cameron:
Define "kick your ass".

Dr. House:
Any physical confrontation...

Dr. Cameron:
...Or verbal.

Dr. House:
Define "verbal".

Dr. Cameron:
Anything over... 70 decibels. And you can't start suddenly being nice to him!

Dr. House:
You realize what you're encouraging here?

Dr. Cameron:
[smiles] Yeah, someone kicking your ass.