House, Season 4

[Cuddy and House are talking to the patient who is always "mirroring" the most dominant person around him, trying to figure out if Cuddy or House is the more powerful.]

Dr. Cuddy:
Hi. I'm the Dean of Medicine.

Dr. House:
Hi. I'm the guy who saved your life.

Dr. Wilson:
[observing outside with Dr. Foreman] So what if it's House?

Dr. Foreman:
Then I take the job at Mount Zion.

Dr. Wilson:
There is no job at Mount Zion.

Dr. Foreman:
House said...

Dr. Wilson:
Well, if House said it, it must be true.

Dr. Cuddy:
I can fire him. I can fire him now. I can fire him tomorrow. I don't even need a re-

Dr. House:
She doesn't fire me. She never WILL fire me. She needs me -

Dr. Cuddy:
He's a good doctor, that's all. I respect his expertise and I -

Dr. House:
She's hot for me.

Patient:
Shut up.

Dr. Cuddy:
Well, that could have been either of us.

Patient:
You have great ya-boos.

Dr. Cuddy:
[Trying] Still could have been either of us.

Dr. House:
[Smiles] You lose. [Starts victory dance]

Dr. Cuddy:
Seriously, I have always thought my breasts were one of my best features.

Dr. Foreman:
[seeing House doing his victory dance from outside the room] Damn.