House, Season 4

Cate:
You know, I e-mailed a couple colleagues at the hospital about you.

Dr. Wilson:
You're checking up on me, not House?

Cate:
Yeah, well House is straightforward, brilliant, and an ass.

Dr. Wilson:
Two out of three good qualities, clear majority.

Cate:
Whereas you, on the other hand, have a perfect score. You are responsible, nice, human, and yet you're House's best friend.

Dr. Wilson:
Hold there. [Cate stops adjusting.] Makes you think he's secretly nicer than he seems?

Cate:
Makes me think that you're secretly a lot less nice than you seem.

Dr. Wilson:
Do you always insult your doctors?

Cate:
It's not an insult. Indiscriminate niceness is overrated.

Dr. Wilson:
[Smiles.] No wonder he likes you.