House, Season 4

[Amber leaves House and Wilson at the bar while she complains to the restaurant's host about the long wait for a table]

Dr. House:
Any minute now, she’s going to hit him in the face with your testicles.

Dr. Wilson:
She tends to treat... She tends to treat every event like it's the last copter out of Saigon.

Dr. House:
She's the Anti-Wilson. A force for evil.

Dr. Wilson:
She has an annoying quality. Perhaps even two. If I was perfect, I would date perfect.

Dr. House:
You like that!

Dr. Wilson:
It's annoying, but she's good at it.

Dr. House:
Wait a second, this isn't just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves...[his eyes widen, long pause] Oh my God! You're sleeping with me!