House, Season 4

Dr. Cuddy:
I didn't know you rode the bus.

Dr. House:
I used to drive home after getting drunk, but some mothers got "MA-D-D".

Dr. House:
What are you doing here? You weren't on the bus with me.

Dr. Cuddy:
Then I guess this isn't a memory - this is a fantasy.

Dr. House:
If it's a fantasy, you'd be wearing this.

[The camera cuts back to Dr. Cuddy, who is now dressed like a stripper]

Dr. Cuddy:
You're convinced your patient is dying and you want to waste your time with a sex fantasy?!

Dr. House:
Don't blame me, blame my gender.

Dr. Cuddy:
Well, I'm not here to indulge that, I'm here to help you figure out what symptom you saw. Your patient was driving the bus so all you could see was-

Dr. House:
[Interrupts] Why can't you do both?

[Sensual music starts playing and Dr. Cuddy starts stripping provocatively while carrying out a differential diagnosis with House]

Dr. Cuddy:
[Stops stripping and looks at Dr. House] I'm distracting you. [starts to get up]

Dr. House:
No! [Cut back to Dr. Cuddy who is now dressed normally and sits down next to House] Dance, woman!

Dr. Cuddy:
[Resignedly] You'd rather be diagnosing.

Dr. House:
I screamed "no"!

Dr. Cuddy:
And your own subconscious ignored you. I guess you'd rather fantasize about finding symptoms. How screwed up is that?