House, Season 5

Wilson:
Did you speak to Cuddy last night?

House:
She's fine. Why would it take anyone more than a few hours to get over misplacing a baby?

Wilson:
You spoke to her?

House:
Kinda hit that, so she's all on my jock.

Wilson:
Whoa...wha..what?

House:
Huh. Everyone else thought I was kidding.

Wilson:
You hit? Like making out? Or full on sex or -

House:
Got a chart laid out with all the bases. I'll take you through it.

Wilson:
Well, what are you going to do?

House:
What can I do? I'm going to ignore her for the rest of my life. This mosquito bite kept me awake -

Wilson:
Don't care about the bug bite. She's your boss.

House:
So now I have two reasons to ignore her. It was...just a kiss.

Wilson:
There's a reason -

House:
Yes. Those large things in her bra.

Wilson:
You were hiding it from me! Means it meant something to you.

House:
Yeah, I fiendishly concealed it within the phrase 'I hit that'.