House, Season 5

House:
[To Cuddy, talking on the phone] Have you seen my balls?

Cuddy:
[To person on phone] Can you hold on a second? [Looks at House]

House:
My balls. Have you seen my balls? Giant one and the red one...

Cuddy:
Your plan isn't gonna to work.

House:
Of course it is. I try to make you miserable, to make you leave; you deny that it's making you miserable and you try to make me miserable, so I'll stop making you miserable, and eventually you will leave, citing reasons that had nothing to do with misery...

Cuddy:
You're not bothering me.

House:
Step 1: complete.

Cuddy:
[To person on phone] I'm going to call you from my cell. [Hangs up phone] And then I will come back in here! [To person on cell phone] Hey. Yeah... I just had to explain to him that I had his balls and he's not getting them back. [Walks by House] Excuse me.