House, Season 5

House:
Why do the Lord's work if the Lord has left the building?

Daniel:
I've been with the Church my entire adult life. It's my only marketable skill.

House:
I detect a stink of leftover faith.

Daniel:
You wanna talk hypocrisy? What about you? You act like you don't care about anyone but here you are, saving lives...

House:
Solving puzzles... Saving lives is just collateral damage.

Daniel:
Yeah, nice try. I don't think you're not looking for somebody to prove you right. I think you're looking for somebody to prove you wrong. To give you hope. You wanna believe, don't you?

House:
[pause] Yeah, I wanna walk out and find myself in a forest of whore trees. But I don't think it's a good idea to tell people to go fornicate with fruit.