House, Season 7

Arlene:
I wish that you would take a second look. I'm tired all the time, and when it's cold I get this weird pain in my shoulder.

House:
I have a pain in my leg. You don't hear me complaining... except for just now.

Arlene:
How do doctors get this idea you're better than everyone else?

House:
Probably all that pulling people back from the brink of death, it's just a guess.

Arlene:
My own daughter is a doctor. She makes a hobby of dismissing my concerns.

House:
She sounds smart.

Arlene:
Did she tell you to say that?

House:
I've never met your daughter.

Arlene:
That's hard to believe, since you're currently shtupping her.