House, Season 7

House:
How do you cheat on a test when there's no test?

Wilson:
Sorry, not playing. [gets up, grabs his lab coat, and leaves his office with House following behind him.] Go away, House. [puts on his lab coat while walking] I am not giving you advice just so you can distort it to suit your own warped world view.

House:
But it's been working so well. Cuddy wants to get Rachel into Waldenwood Preschool. The problem is, Rachel's dumber than a paste sandwich.

Wilson:
And her not getting in bothers you. You care about Rachel. That was not advice.

House:
Cuddy cares about her. Which means When Rachel gets rejected, Cuddy will be upset. And as the boyfriend, I will be expected to be supportive, consoling...

Wilson:
Not your strengths, I grant you. Leave it alone. It's just a play date. It'll be fine.

House:
Play date being their code for way to weed out the paste sandwiches. They'll hand her puzzles and counting games, and Rachel will just sit there and eat the pieces. [gets an idea and turns & walks off]

Wilson:
Oh, crap! Crap! I'm such a sucker!