ICarly, Season 1

Carly:
Well done, Spencer. You, too, Freddie.

Freddie:
Thank you, Carly. In your face, Sam.

[Sam stares at Freddie]

Spencer:
Carly! Sam! Freddie! You cannot believe how awesome this sign looks from out here. It is so dazzlingly bright, I swear it-- [car crashes]

Carly:
What's going on out there, Spencer?

Spencer:
It looks like that our sign is so bright and dazzling, it distracted one of the drivers below. [car crashes] Actually, two of the drivers-- [another car crashes] Three of the dr-- [many cars crash] Literally, many of the cars were distracted by our extremely dazzling sign.

Freddie:
Quick! Turn it off!

Carly and Sam:
Turn it off!

Spencer:
Oh, okay. I will now turn off the sign. [pushes button, but the sign starts flickering instead of turning off]

Freddie:
That's not off!

Carly:
Spencer!

Sam:
Dude!

Spencer:
Oh, man, I am pressing the buttons! Literally, all of them, trying to turn off the sign!

Freddie:
You're gonna overload the circuits!

[sign malfunctions and goes from saying "PLEASE GO ONLINE TO iCARLY.COM" to saying "P█E██E ██ ON████ ██ █CARL█████"]

Sam:
"Pee on Carl"?!

[Freddie is disgusted]

Carly:
Turn that off!

Spencer:
I am trying! If the stupid cars would ju-- [hear car tires screeching] Don't look at the sign! Stop beholding the si-- [hears a crunch] Aw, I stepped on my taco!