ICarly, Season 1

Spencer:
Here. [hands Granddad a piece of paper]

Granddad:
What's this?

Spencer:
Everything you need to know about taking care of Carly. I've listed all her allergies, the number for poison control...

Granddad:
She has allergies?

Spencer:
Yes. These are Carly's favorite foods, drinks, soups and chowders...

Granddad:
Aren't soups and chowders the same thing?

Spencer:
No, there's a distinction. This is her homework schedule and a number for a tutor because she's been having a little trouble with science. These are the vitamins that she needs to take everyday. I only give her the ones shaped like dinosaurs.

Granddad:
Why?

Spencer:
Dinosaurs are cool. Oh, and she's really into drinking coffee, [whispers] but I always give her decaf without telling her.

Carly:
What?

Spencer:
[in normal voice] Nothing.