ICarly, Season 1

Freddie:
And what did he mean, "You'd rue the day"?

Sam:
Yeah, what does rue mean?

Carly:
No one knows!

Spencer:
I got it, right here. "Roux: A mixture of fats and flour used to make sauces and soups."

Sam:
[confused] Nevel called you a fat flour?

Carly:
Try spelling it differently.

Spencer:
Okay, here. "Rue: To regret. To wish that something had never been done."

Sam:
Uh-oh.

Freddie:
You know what this means.

Carly:
Of course. He's gonna make me regret shoving tapenade in his face by trashing iCarly on his stupid website.

Freddie:
We're dead!

Carly:
[touches her cheek] I'm gonna go scrub his creepy lip residue off my cheek.

Spencer:
Hey, why isn't it cold in here? Toasty the Baker!! Good God! [runs to his sculpture along with Sam and Freddie and screams] TOASTY!

Sam:
[about Spencer's melted butter sculpture] Gross! It's like a giant baby threw up!

Spencer:
WHY?!?!?!?!

Sam:
I told you not to turn the heat up!

Freddie:
What?! I never even--

Sam:
It's too late for apologies!

Freddie:
But I didn't turn the--

Spencer:
It's OK. It's OK. I just need a mop and a bucket and 20 more pounds of butter!

Mrs. Benson:
Spencer.

Spencer:
Mrs. Benson. Freddie, your mom's here.

Mrs. Benson:
I came over because I heard screaming. Freddie, are you all right?

Freddie:
Yes, mom.

Spencer:
He's fine. But I really got to

Mrs. Benson:
Do you know he's allergic to fruit?

Sam:
Aw, who's got a fruit problem?

Freddie:
Not me! I am not allergic to fruit!

Mrs. Benson:
Well, what if you were? He'd probably give you an orange and then your face would puff up.

Sam:
I would love that.

Spencer:
Look, I gave him no fruit. Now, please, I'm out of butter--

Mrs. Benson:
False! I saw you come home yesterday carrying grocery bags filled with butter.

Spencer:
You spied on me?

Mrs. Benson:
No, I just happened to be glancing through my peephole.

Spencer:
That butter's gone and so am I.

Mrs. Benson:
What have you done with all that butter?! Freddie, I want you to take a bubble bath tonight. Spencer!

Spencer:
I didn't give him any fruit!

Sam:
Cool mom.