ICarly, Season 1

Spencer:
Lamp. Lamp. Lamp!

Carly:
I think it knows it's a lamp.

Spencer:
No, I want it to turn on. Lamp! Do you need a ride to school?

Carly:
No, Freddie's mom's gonna drive us. And look what I'm gonna hand in today.

Spencer:
You finished your history report?

Carly:
No, I finished the greatest history report in the history of history reports.

Spencer:
Nice. So what's it--?

Carly:
DON'T TOUCH IT! [Spencer squeals in shock] Sorry, I just have to keep this report looking absolutely perfect. I've never worked harder on anything in my life. And guess what?

Spencer:
What? Lamp! What?

Carly:
If I get an "A" on this, that means I'll get an "A" for the semester, which means I'll have straight A's on my report card for the first time ever!

Spencer:
I'm very proud of you. [at lamp] Lamp! [annoyed] Gah! Why won't this lamp turn on?

Carly:
Let me see the instructions.

Spencer:
Good luck, they're in Japanese.

Carly:
Well, did you try saying "Lamp" in Japanese?

Spencer:
I did not! How do you say it?

Carly:
It looks like... "Rampu."

Spencer:
Okay. Rampu. Rampu. RAMPU! [Lamp turns on]

Carly:
Hey!

Spencer:
It worked!

Carly:
Yeah, you just got to say it like a really angry Japanese man!

Spencer:
RAMPU! [lamp turns off] Come try! [Carly sits down next to Spencer]

Carly and Spencer:
[repeatedly] RAMPU! [Freddie walks in and stares at them for a moment, then walks back out slowly]