ICarly, Season 1

Carly:
You gave me a B?! But I thought you said it was the best in the class.

Mr. Devlin:
It was. But, it was printed on 3-hole paper, which I despise.

Carly:
Then just let me re-print it for you, on paper that is completely hole-free!

Mr. Devlin:
Reports can only be submitted once. Silly little truffle.

Carly:
But this means I'll get a B-plus for the semester!

Mr. Devlin:
Yes. Congratulations.

Carly:
(After he leaves)I'd like to punch three holes in him, that's what I'd like to do.

Sam:
(Walking back to Carly's apartment)Tell you what, on the next iCarly, we tell everyone to go egg Mr Devlin's house.

Carly:
No, he'd probably like it 'cause eggs don't have three holes!

Freddie:
I told you not to take his class.

Carly:
Yes, thank you, Freddie.

Spencer:
Well, if it isn't my straight-A little sister, Carl-ay.

Carly:
Don't call me "Carl-ay" 'cause I...

Spencer:
To celebrate your straight A's, I'm making you a giant "A" made out of a bunch of smaller A's that I found.

Carly:
Spencer... -

Spencer:
Your "A" is gonna be huge! And when it's all done... -

Carly:
I'm not getting straight A's. Mr Devlin gave me a B on my report, even though he said it was flawless.

Spencer:
Why'd you get a B?

Carly:
Cause I printed it on three-hole paper.

Freddie:
Mr Devlin's, like, the strictest teacher in school.

Spencer:
Yeah, I know. He used to be lunch room monitor. He gave me detention.

Sam:
For?

Spencer:
Playing with my fruit.

Carly:
Listen, it was really cool of you to make this big A for me, but would you mind taking it apart?

Spencer:
Carly...

Carly:
Seriously, if I'm not gonna get straight A's, then I'd rather not be reminded of... Of what almost was.

Spencer:
Aw, who needs a hug?

Carly:
Me.

Sam:
Hey, how do you turn this lamp on?

Spencer:
Rampu!