ICarly, Season 1

[last lines of the episode]

Carly:
Spencer!

Spencer:
Hey, I thought iCarly--

Carly:
I didn't really get straight A's!

Spencer:
Huh?

Carly:
[talking fast] Mr. Devlin gave me a B-plus, then Sam changed my grade in the school's computer! Freddie and I tried to change it back, that's why the CSA came here. I lied to Principal Franklin, I made Karen Yamakao cry, and my hair is falling out! Look it! [takes a small bit of her hair off]

Spencer:
So I have to take apart my big A again?

Carly:
Tell me what to do!

Spencer:
Why can't you tell Principal Franklin the truth?

Carly:
'Cause I promised Sam I wouldn't tell anybody.

Spencer:
Did you ankle-shake on it?

Carly:
Yes!

Spencer:
[shocked] Oh, my God.

Freddie:
[running down the stairs] Hey, are you all right?

Sam:
[also running down the stairs] What happened?

Carly:
Sam, I'm sorry. I told Spencer everything.

Sam:
What kind of world do we live in where an ankle-shake means nothing any more?

Carly:
I didn't wanna break my promise, but the guilt was eating me alive! [plops on the couch] What do I do?!

Spencer:
Come on, you're a smart little Carly. So you should know, sometimes, doing what's right is more important than keeping a promise. One more thing.

Carly:
What?!

Spencer:
[holds up a pair of clippers] There's an "A" stuck to your butt. [takes it off her]

Carly:
That's so embarrassing!

[camera swaps to Principal Franklin's office]

Principal Franklin:
Carly. I was just--

Carly:
I have to tell you something.

Principal Franklin:
All right.

Carly:
I changed my grade in Honor's History because I thought I deserved an "A." Then I felt bad about it so I tried to change it back, but the CSA stopped me before I could, and then I lied to you about your birthday, which I really didn't care about at all.

Principal Franklin:
So, you want the microwave back?

Carly:
No, you can keep the microwave. But I feel terrible about this whole thing and I just wanna make it right.

Principal Franklin:
I see. And you were the one who changed your grade to an A in the school's computer?

Carly:
Yes, sir.

Principal Franklin:
Because Freddie just told me that he was the one who hacked the school's computer and changed your grade to an "A."

[Carly sees Freddie behind her]

Freddie:
Hiya.

Sam:
[also enters] Okay. It was me, all right? I hacked the computer and I changed the grades.

Principal Franklin:
Now, that I believe.

Sam:
And the only reason they didn't tell on me was 'cause I made them promise not to. And I was wrong to do that to a friend.

Carly:
[to Sam] Thanks. [to Principal Franklin] So, are we in trouble?

Principal Franklin:
I get to keep the microwave?

Carly:
It's all yours.

Principal Franklin:
Then I think, under the circumstances, you and Freddie are off the hook.

Carly:
Awesome.

Freddie:
Thanks.

Principal Franklin:
But as for Sam--

Sam:
Yeah, yeah. Don't get all dramatic; Just hit me with it.

Principal Franklin:
[typing on the computer] Detention, twice a week for six weeks. I'm sorry, Sam.

Sam:
Hey, I gotta learn my lesson.

[school bell rings]

Principal Franklin:
Ah. Time for assembly. Shall we? [he, Carly, Sam and Freddie leave the Principal's Office, but Sam returns]

Sam:
Let's make my detention once a week... for two weeks. [An angry Carly pulls her by the hair] Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair... [the screen fades to black, ending the episode, implying that Principal Franklin changed the detention back to twice a week for six weeks]