ICarly, Season 1

Mr. Howard:
[after catching the students; angrily and confused] A video camera?! Turtles?! Burritos?! What is going on here?!

Carly:
[hesitantly] The iCarly 50th Web-Show Spectacular? [Sam hesitantly presses 5th button which plays a recording of a cheering crowd; Carly angrily snatches the remote from Sam]

Mr. Howard:
[angrily; thinking he had won] You're all really in trouble now. I am talking suspension! I am talking expulsion! Deportation! [Principal Franklin appears, but Mr. Howard doesn't notice] And you can all start with 500 push-ups! I don't care what Principal Franklin has to say about it.

Principal Franklin:
[sternly] (Oh, really?) You don't?

Mr. Howard:
[angrily] No! I-- [sees Principal Franklin; alarmed] Oh! Oh, dear. Principal Franklin.

Carly:
What are you doing here?

Principal Franklin:
Well, I was at home, watching the iCarly 50th Web-Show Spectacular. [to Carly and Sam; pleased] Congratulations, by the way. My kids and I love your show.

Carly:
Wow.

Sam:
Awesome.

Principal Franklin:
[becomes serious again] While I was watching, I heard Mr. Howard...call me a weak, spineless fool.

Mr. Howard:
No, no, no! I Said...uh, sweet. Stylish. Cool.

Principal Franklin:
[not believing Mr. Howard] (No, you didn't.) In my office.

Mr. Howard:
But I--

Principal Franklin:
[sternly] Now.

Mr. Howard:
[walks out of detention room; defeated] Why does everything always happen to me?

Carly:
So, now what?

Principal Franklin:
Well, I suppose Mr. Howard has tortured you all enough. Go home.

Carly:
Okay, we're just about done.

Sam:
I'm Sam...

Carly:
I'm Carly...

Principal Franklin:
And I'm Ted.

Carly And thanks for watching the iCarly 50th Web-Show Spectacular.

Principal Franklin:
[Sam almost pushes 5th button; politely] May I?

Sam:
[politely] Second button from the bottom. [Principal Frank pushes said button]

Singers:
♪ It's iCarly's 50th Web-Show Spectacular. ♪

Carly and Sam:
Bye! Keep visiting iCarly.com. Don't forget it.

Freddie:
And we're clear.