ICarly, Season 1

Ms. Ackerman:
And if the vote says that we shouldn't be together... [to Spencer] THEN I HATE YOU! AND THE INTERNET! [she angrily takes her purse, opens the door, pushes a small vase on the floor and leaves]

Spencer:
Okay. What was the point of all this? Now she's just gonna be mean and vicious to you guys at school.

Sam:
I don't know.

Freddie:
Lot of people watch iCarly.

Sam:
And sometimes...

Carly:
We make sure certain specific people watch.

Freddie:
Yes. Yes, we do.

Spencer:
[suspiciously] You guys are up to something, and [alarmed] I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS! [runs off]

[camera swaps to Lauren's classroom]

Ms. Ackerman:
I hope you haven't made any plans for this weekend, 'cause you're all gonna be up to your eyeballs in homework.

Sam:
[whispering] When?

Carly:
[whispering] Soon.

Ms. Ackerman:
And today you will write 1,000 words on why men are dirty, rotten, stinktaitious, ungrateful, aw-- [she gets interrupted by FBI Agents]

FBI Agent 1:
Lauren Ackerman?

Ms. Ackerman:
Yes? Who are you, people?

FBI Agent 1:
FBI.

FBI Agent 2:
You're under arrest. [he grabs her hands to handcuff her]

Ms. Ackerman:
Arrest? For what?

FBI Agent 1:
For 500 counts of illegally downloading music on the internet.

[the iCarly gang smiles]

Ms. Ackerman:
Well, you have no proof!

FBI Agent 1:
Yes, we do. Ma'am? [Carly throws the pear pod to him, and he shows it to her teacher] I believe all the proof we need is on this pear pod.

FBI Agent 2:
And you admitted it last night on those kids' web show.

FBI Agent 1:
Which we recorded.

Ms. Ackerman:
You set me up!

Freddie:
That's a lie!

Carly:
No, we set her up.

Freddie:
Oh, yeah.

[the FBI agents take her away and the class cheers while the iCarly gang high fives each other]

Sam:
So, now what do we do?

Freddie:
Yeah, we should probably tell principal Franklin that our teacher's been arrested.

Carly:
Or we could go ice skating! [the class cheers and pack up as they go outside their classroom]