ICarly, Season 2

Freddie:
Hey.

Carly:
Hi. I gotta tell you something.

Freddie:
You're gonna tell me that there was no bad luck? That Sam did all that stuff to me?

Carly:
How'd you know?

Freddie:
Well, I didn't know when it was my pink shorts and my laptop, but I saw her loosening the bolts on my bike.

Carly:
But I thought your bike fell apart while you were riding it?

Freddie:
Nope. I just pretended on that one.

Carly:
So, you're not gonna try to get her back?

Freddie:
You mean, do something devious, like send her a fake text message that looked like it came from Gary Wolf, telling her to meet him at the Crown Ridge Mall?

Carly:
[chuckles in disbelief] I didn't know you could be so bad.