ICarly, Season 2

Freddie:
...But wait. The fudge balls aren't free.

Carly:
No, but when you subtract the cost of the fudge balls from the money our fans sent us, we still make $541 in profit. And Spencer wins the bike for the little sunshine girl.

Freddie:
...But wait. What do we do with the money?

Carly:
Well, we get to keep $541, and Sam owes us $526, so we give Sam the $526, and then she can pay us back and quit her stupid job.

Freddie:
...But wait.

Carly:
Stop saying "But wait"!

Freddie:
Sam's not gonna take the money from us.

Carly:
Why wouldn't she?

Freddie:
It's a pride thing. It's why she won't quit her job. If we just give her the money, she won't feel like she really paid us back.

Carly:
Yeah. Okay, how about this?

Freddie:
Yeah?

Carly:
We find some adult that Sam doesn't know.

Freddie:
Okay.

Carly:
And we give him the $526 and then he gives the money to Sam as a tip at the restaurant.

Freddie:
That's brilliant.

Carly:
Isn't it?

Freddie:
...But wait.

Carly:
WHAT?!

Freddie:
That leaves an extra $15.

Carly:
Yeah, $5 for me, $5 for Sam and $5 for you; Go nuts!