ICarly, Season 2

[Spencer spills his soda on the bell to put out a small fire he caused after he fixed it. Mrs. Benson walks in]

Mrs. Benson:
Hello, Spencer.

Spencer:
Hi, Mrs. Benson.

Mrs. Benson:
Any word on how Lewbert's doing?

Spencer:
He's ok. I've got the kids keeping an eye on him.

Mrs. Benson:
Well, I think it's very nice that you're covering for Lewbert until he's feeling better. [Mrs. Benson puts her hand on the desk] Why is this counter wet and sticky?

Spencer:
Oh, well--

[stammers]

Mrs. Benson:
Wet and sticky is very icky. Sticky and wet makes mommy upset.

Spencer:
I don't know how to respond to that.

[the CB radio makes noise]

CB Radio:
--come back.

Mrs. Benson:
What is that?

Spencer:
Oh, it's an old C.B. Radio. I found it back there with Lewbert's stuff. I just plugged it in and it works great.

Mrs. Benson:
A C.B. Radio. Like the kind that truck drivers use to talk to each other?

Spencer:
Yeah, you wanna try?

Mrs. Benson:
No!

Spencer:
Oh, come on. It's really fun. All you do is just press this-- [Mrs. Benson interrupts him]

Mrs. Benson:
I don't like wireless transceivers. [She walks upstairs]

Spencer:
Hello, all you truckers out there. This is the doorman looking for someone to jaw with. [Rock N' Rodney replies back]

Rodney:
Hey, hey there, doorman! You got Rock N' Rodney on this end, come on back.

Spencer:
Well, hey, there Rock N' Rodney. I'm new to the CB Radio world and I was just-- [suddenly the fire he put out comes back and he puts down the speaker] HOW?!