ICarly, Season 2

Sam:
Carly Shay?

Carly:
Hi.

Sam:
What do you want?

Carly:
It's my fault you're in here.

Sam:
YOU'RE the one who called the cops?! Dude, I swear to god when I get out of here...

Carly:
No, you're in here 'cause I wished for Spencer to be normal.

Sam:
Who's Spencer?

Carly:
My brother. He made a magnetic tree that...

Sam:
Dude, I barely know you.

Carly:
You know me a lot. We were best friends 'till I made that stupid wish.

Sam:
We were never friends. Just 'cause we used to go to the same school, that doesn't make you...

Carly:
Okay. If we're not best friends, then, how would I know that you've slept with two different colored socks on your feet since you were little 'cause you think it's good luck? And how would I know that you're right-handed, but you punch harder with your left? And how would I know that your mom's foot has a tattoo on it?

Sam:
A tattoo of what?

Carly:
A foot.

Sam:
How do you know my mom has a tattoo of a foot on her foot? How do you know all that stuff?

Carly:
I told you, we're best friends.

Sam:
What's my favorite color?

Carly:
Brown.

Sam:
Why?

Carly:
It's the color of gravy.

Sam:
What's my favorite junk food?

Carly:
Fat cakes.

Sam:
What's my favorite book?

Carly:
Boogie Bear III: The Return of Boogie Bear.

Sam:
What do I hate most?

Carly:
People.

Sam:
What do I wanna be when I grow up?

Carly:
An invisible ninja.

Sam:
...Wow...