ICarly, Season 2

Spencer:
Carly, I think you better calm down.

Carly:
I don't want to calm down!

Rona:
She's crazy.

Carly:
I heard that, Rona!

Mrs. Benson:
Can I get you some ibuprofen?

Carly:
NO! (to Spencer) I just want you back! I want you the way you're supposed to be! I want you to make crazy sculptures, and to accidentally set stuff on fire, and to wear socks that light up. (to Mrs. Benson) And I want you to be single and lonely again! (to Nevel) And I want you to leave the country... (to Rona) And...nobody even likes you! (to Spencer) And... I want Sam back! (to Freddie) And I want you to be my friend and say "in five, four, three, two," but not the one, which I never understood, but I liked it! And... I just want my life back! (runs upstairs crying)

Nevel:
Well. Bah, humbug.