ICarly, Season 2

[on iCarly]

Carly:
And now, what you've all been waiting for...

Sam:
Carly and I are about to have our very first...

Carly and Sam:
MEATBALL WAR!

Sam:
We got our slingshots.

Carly:
And a hundred meatballs!

Sam:
But, um... before we start our meatball war... I wanna say something. [stops music] On the last iCarly... I told you guys that Freddie never kissed anyone. And that was really personal, and I shouldn't have said it on the show. And for all you people out there who've been teasing Freddie about it, lay off, because I bet a whole lot of you haven't kissed anyone either; Including me. Yeah. That's right, I've never kissed anyone. So if you want to tease someone about it, tease me...which is a bad idea unless you live near a hospital!

Carly:
Um, our meatball war will be happening soon, but for now, please enjoy this photo of a man with shrimp up his nose.