ICarly, Season 2

Freddie:
[on the phone; angrily] Because, I just don't see what's funny about FЯED. Well, it's not my fault he quit! Hey, you don't have to call me names. Oh, yeah? WELL, YOU'RE A BIGGER ONE! (angrily hangs up)

Carly:
Who was that?

Freddie:
My aunt Jennifer!

Sam:
Who texted you?

Carly:
Gibby. He wants us to check out some website called "neverwatchiCarly.com".

Sam:
Well, that can't be good.

Carly:
I know it can't be good! Freddie.

Freddie:
Already on it. neverwatchiCarly.com.

Carly:
[while she, Sam, and Freddie check out neverwatchiCarly.com] Oh, man! Some guy started a whole website just to try to stop people from watching iCarly?

Sam:
All 'cause you irritated FЯED! [hurts Freddie who screams in pain]

Carly:
Okay, let's not panic. How many people have signed up to support him?

Freddie:
[refreshing the website] Um, a few hundred.

Sam:
Okay, that's not so many. [Freddie does it again]

Freddie:
Wait, I just refreshed the page now it's up to 3,000.

Carly:
How many?!

Freddie:
Refreshing. [he does it again] Yikes, 18,000.

Sam:
Are you sure?!

Freddie:
Refreshing! [he does it again] 90--

Carly:
[interrupting Freddie] Okay, why don't we stop refreshing?! Ugh! [to Spencer] Uh, what you got there?

Spencer:
A smoothie.

Sam:
I think she meant the gigantic bird.

Spencer:
Oh. This is Marvin, he's an ostrich. I just bought him.

Carly:
Your magic meatball told you to?

Spencer:
Yes. [doorbell rings] Hey, would you get that? Marvin wants a root beer. We're gonna go in the kitchen.

Devin:
[paparazzi barges in Carly's door forcing them to talk about what happened on the last iCarly show] Carly! Any comment on the FЯED fight?!

Carly:
What?! It's not a fight!

Devin:
But iCarly killed FЯED! Don't you feel guilty?

Carly:
No, Freddie was just expressing his opinion!

Stu:
Do you agree with his opinion?

Devin:
Yeah! [to Freddie] Do you also think the FЯED videos are terrible?

Freddie:
I never said the FЯED videos are terrible!

Devin:
Sam, is it true that you've been arrest 4 times?!

Sam:
3 times! Get your facts right!

Carly:
And get out of here! [as the reporters are talking, the group pushes them out, Freddie shuts the door and Carly puts in the latch]

Spencer:
AAAAAH! Marvin bit my pants!