ICarly, Season 4

Carly:
Okay, we're going to move on to our next segment here on iCarly!

Sam:
Which involes the brain of our disturbed friend, Gibby!

Carly:
Yes! We all know that Gibby's head is full of wrong-ness...

Sam:
And to demonstrate that again, let's take a look at- [huge moving cactus walks towards Carly and Sam growling]. Uh oh... it's the cactus' big brother!

Carly and Sam:
[holds onto each other and screams]

Tori:
[from Los Angeles watching the web show with Steven laughing] Oh my God, how funny is this? Aren't they hilarious?

Steven:
Yeah, it's funny... [pretending not to know what it is] What's it called?

Tori:
iCarly. [confused] You've never heard of it?

Steven:
Uh... no... why?

Tori:
Cause' you live in Seattle half the time, and that's where these girls do it from.

Carly:
[from laptop with Sam] Go on now!

Sam:
[at the cactus' big brother] Go!

Carly:
[at the cactus' big brother] Walk out the door!

Sam:
Just turn around now!

Carly:
You're not welcome anymore!

Steven and Tori:
[laughing with Steven laughing nervously]

Sam:
And now,

Carly:
A disturbing voyage into the depths of the ever puzzling Gibbish brain...

Tori:
[laughing] That girl Carly's really pretty don't you think?

Steven:
Sure... just uh, not my type... anyway... uh, you know, we've been going out for over 3 months.

Tori:
I do... we're coming up on our 100 day kiss.

Steven:
Sneak preview?

Tori:
Show me the trailer. [kisses Steven]