ICarly, Season 5

[Freddie, Carly and Gibby walk into the mental hospital]

Nurse:
Hi, welcome to Troubled Waters, how may I help you?

Carly:
'Umm, we're here to see Sam Puckett?

Nurse:
Oh I'm sorry, Miss Puckett isn't excepting visitors.

[Caleb pokes his head out of the janitors closet]

Freddie:
Listen, we're like, really close friend's with Sam.

Carly:
Could we please just talk to her for a minute?

Nurse:
Just for a minute?

Carly:
Promise.

Nurse:
No.

[Caleb walks over to Gibby]

Caleb:
Please get me some barilium nitrate and four metric tons of ionized quadrazine.

Gibby:
Sorry, I don't roll that way.

[Caleb walks off]

[Freddie and Carly pull Gibby over to one side]

Freddie:
Distract the nurse so we can go find Sam.

Carly:
Think you can do that?

Gibby:
Umm.. Gibbay.

Freddie:
Go.

Carly:
Good.

[Caleb walks up behind Freddie and Carly]

Caleb:
You can kick me anywhere below the waist and I won't feel it.

Freddie:
[slightly disturbed and confused] Why not?

Caleb:
My pants, are made of neutronium cotton. You don't believe me? Kick my thighs. [slaps his own thigh] Kick 'em hard.

Carly:
Um..

Freddie:
We, uhh...

Carly:
We don't, want to.

Caleb:
Liar!

[Caleb walks off and Freddie and Carly are left very confused]

Gibby; Gibbbaaayyyy!! [Gibby jumps over the front desk]

[Freddie and Carly take a step back in shock]

Nurse:
Oh my goodness, are you alrig- Argghhhh!!

Freddie:
Okay, I'll go this way.

Carly:
No no, you go that way.

[Carly and Freddie push each other in speed and panic]

Freddie:
Oh fine, just, go go go!

Carly:
Go!