ICarly, Season 5

Carly:
Excuse me, is Sam Puckett in this-

[Sam looks up from her painting]

Carly:
Sam!

Sam:
Hello Carly. What do you want.

Carly:
To find you! What are you doing in this mental institution?

Sam:
Finger painting. [shows Carly her painting of a hand with the thumb and first finger raised] What do you think?

Carly:
It's a beautiful finger.

Sam:
Thanks.

Carly:
Now who put you in here?!

Sam:
[sighs and puts her painting out of the way] I put myself in here.

Carly:
What?! Why?!

Sam:
Because my head's jacked! I'm bonkers! [mutters and moves closer to Carly] Do you know?

Carly:
What? That you kissed Freddie?

Sam:
Urgh! [steps back and puts her hand over her ears] Shut up!

Carly:
I think it's awesome! I think it's great!

Sam:
Noooo, no no no no no no no no no... [carries on shouting 'no' whilst Carly is speaking]

Carly:
There's nothing wrong with it.. Sam, stop it!