ICarly, Season 5

Sam:
Accept it Carls, I've lost my mind.

Carly:
What? You think just cause you like Freddie-

Sam:
Urghh, don't say it outloud! [throws herself on her bed]

Carly:
It's alright to say it outloud.

Sam:
[put her pillow over her head] No it's not!

Carly:
Sam loves Freddie!!

Sam:
Carly!

Carly:
Sam loves Freddie! Sam loves Freddie!

Sam:
Quit it.. Carly!

Carly:
Sam loves Freddie! Sam loves Freddie! Sam loves-! [Sam catches her and covers her mouth]

[Freddie walks in a little confused]

Freddie:
There you guys are.

Sam:
You get out!

[Carly tries to get free]

Sam:
Licking my hand won't make me let go.

Freddie:
Sam c'mon, just... [Freddie helps Carly free]

Carly:
Ewww! Why's your hand taste like peanuts and mud?

Sam:
Cause yesterday I was outside playing in the mud eating peanuts.

Carly:
I'm gonna leave this room, go wash my tongue, and you too, talk.

[Carly leaves and Sam and Freddie just stand still not knowing what to say]

Carly:
I don't hear talking!

Sam:
Why'd you come here?

Freddie:
To find out why you checked yourself into a mental hospital.

Sam:
You wanna know why?

Freddie:
Kinda!

Sam:
Because I hate you.

Freddie:
Then why'd you kiss me?

Sam:
Because I-! ...I like you.

Freddie:
So you hate me, and you like me?

Sam:
Now you see why I need to be in here?!