ICarly, Season 5

Security Guard:
What's going on?!

Nurse:
That patient's trying to escape.

Sam:
Urgh, I'm not trying to escape!

Carly:
She checked herself in here!

Sam:
And now I'm checking myself out. Now go get my bag or no tip.

Security Guard:
You're under 18 years of age. You can't leave here without permission from a parent.

Sam:
Dude! My mom's in Teowana having laser hair removal!

Security Guard:
Where's your father?

Sam:
You tell me!

Carly:
Look sir, you gotta let her leave, we're doing iCarly tomorrow night.

Security Guard:
i What?

Freddie:
It's a popular web show.

Security Guard:
Can't be that popular if I've never heard of it.

Sam:
It's not for old people.

Security Guard:
Look! She stays, [drags Sam over to some doctors who try and take her back to her room] you people, leave.

[Freddie and Carly get dragged out by security guards]

Freddie:
Are you kidding me?!

Carly:
Hey paws off! I'm the future vice president of the United States!