ICarly, Season 5

Spencer:
Hi, I made a lawn!

Gibby:
That is a lawn.

Carly:
See, this is why I don't like to leave the house. What do we do with it? [pokes Spencer in the stomach]

Spencer:
Whatever we wanna do!

Gibby:
The possibilities are limitless!

Spencer:
We can play on it, we can sit on it and listen to music, we can have a barbecue on it-

Gibby:
We can play badminton.

Spencer:
You play badminton?

Gibby:
Heck yeah! Got my own racket and shuttlecock!

Spencer:
Sweet! [high fives Gibby] Oh! And at night, we can just lay on the grass and, stare up at the stars.

Gibby:
Yeeeaaahhhh.

[Spencer and Gibby look up]

Carly:
Okay. [walks over to the kitchen]

Gibby:
Man, wait 'till Sam and Freddie see this. I bet they love lawns.

Spencer:
Where are they?

Gibby:
Probably making out.

Spencer:
Eewwwwww!

Carly:
Why ewww?

Spencer:
I don't like couples that are all public with their.. [makes kissing noises, trying to make fun of Sam and Freddie kissing]

Carly:
Oh c'mon! Sam and Freddie have spent years practically hating each other, I think it's kinda nice to see them being all... [makes kissing noises]

Spencer:
No no, it's more like... [makes more kissing noises]

[Carly and Spencer carry on making kissing noises making fun of Sam and Freddie]

Gibby:
Haha. Look at this lawn. This is one sweet patch. [starts stroking the grass]

Sencer:
You know that's Kentucky Chuck grass.

Gibby:
Seriously?!

[Sam walks in quite angry]

Sam:
Unbelievable!

Spencer:
You don't live here.

Freddie:
Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you!

Sam:
Fine, then talk.

Freddie:
Okay, look, it's not that i didn't appre-

Sam:
(groans and walks away)

Freddie:
You walked away again!

Spencer:
Look at my lawn.

Carly:
What are you guys fighting about?

Sam:
Nothin'.

Freddie:
Mr. Fracs gave me a B on my world history paper and I was mad because I thought I deserved an A.

Sam:
That's right, you told me you were mad at Fracs.

Freddie:
That didn't mean I wanted revenge!

Sam:
If he's gonna give you B's, why shouldn't I give him bees?

Carly:
Wait, what'd you do?

Sam:
I filled his car with bees.

Freddie:
I don't need you to fight my battles for me.

Sam:
Come on baby, you wrote a good paper.

Freddie:
I know, but you can't just go around-

Carly:
Alright, listen. Sam, Freddie should be able to complain about people to you without worrying that you're gonna put them in a hospital.

Sam:
I guess.

Carly:
And Freddie, even though it's a little extreme, to violate a man with bees, you should a least appreciate that Sam did it because she cares about you.

Freddie:
(Sighs) Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.

Sam:
(Puts her arms out towards him) Give mama some sugar.

Freddie:
Okay. [they kiss and hug]

Carly:
Awww.

Spencer and Gibby:
Awww.