ICarly, Season 5

Mrs. Benson:
[comes into the Shay's apartment holding a silver bar] Freddie!

Gibby:
Wow, Freddie! Your mom's here!

Mrs. Benson:
[puts the silver bar on the counter]

Freddie:
[looks at her; confused] What's that?

Mrs. Benson:
100 ounces of pure palladium.

Gibby:
Wow! So a bar like that must be quite valuable!

Mrs. Benson:
Oh, it is, it has a street value of nearly $100,000.

Spencer:
[raises his eyebrows; eyes wide]

Freddie:
[holding the bar; surprised] Whoa, whose is this?

Mrs. Benson:
Yours...

Freddie:
Why would you give me something worth this much money?

Mrs. Benson:
So you'll do something for me in return!

Gibby:
That seems fair!

Freddie:
What do you want me to do?

Mrs. Benson:
[loudly] Stop dating Sam!

Freddie:
[gets off the chair he was sitting on; looks confused and shocked] How'd you know?

Gibby:
Yes, how did you know?

Mrs. Benson:
It doesn't matter! [to Freddie] If you want that bar of palladium, you tell that no good Puckett to find some other boy to ruin!

Freddie:
You can't bribe me to break up with Sam!

Mrs. Benson:
But, Freddie!

Freddie:
[furious] No chance!

Mrs. Benson:
[screams and rips a piece of her shirt; takes the palladium back from Freddie and runs back into her apartment].

Freddie:
[mouthing] Wow... [sits back down]