ICarly, Season 5

Carly:
[to Freddie] You know eventually you're gonna have to tell your mom you and Sam are dating.

Freddie:
[scoffs] Oh really, you wanna see my mom burst into flames?

Carly:
Yes!

Spencer:
That'd be cool.

Sam:
[laughs]

Mrs. Benson:
[Off Screen knocking on the door] Freddie, are you in there? Come home! It's time for your tick bath!

Freddie:
Now what?

Sam:
[to Freddie] No worries, we'll take the 'vator. [to Spencer] Tell his batty mom you haven't seen him or me.

Spencer:
No, no, de nopedy nope, I am not gonna lie to your mother.

Freddie:
[frustrated] Why not?

Spencer:
'Cause when you tell one lie it just leads to another lie, and another lie...and before you know it, you're a guy telling multiple lies.

Sam:
[scoffs] Oh come on, when the girl with no teeth kept coming over here I lied for you.

Mrs. Benson:
[OS annoyed knocking on the door louder] Fredward Benson!

Sam and Freddie:
[look to Spencer, pleadingly]

Spencer:
Fine. I'll lie. Go.

[Sam and Freddie run toward the elevator door. Sam pushes the second button]

Mrs. Benson:
[OS annoyed knocking on the door] Fredward!

Carly:
[to Sam and Freddie] You know, you guys could invite me to go to the movies with you. [as Sam and Freddie step in the elevator]

Freddie:
[to Carly as the elevator door is closing, hesitating] Uh, well if you wanted to--

Sam:
[to Carly as the elevator door is closing, hesitating] Um.. well, okay, let's get the door.

Sam and Freddie:
[as the elevator door shuts] Bye, Carly!