ICarly, Season 5

Freddie:
[to Carly] You see this one is an exact replica of a 1952 Santa Fe Trudgemaster.

Carly:
[sarcastically] Wow.

Freddie:
You see these 4 rivets right here? A 1952 has 6 rivets.

Carly:
Hey, I'm not gonna lie, I'm super bored by this.

Freddie:
Well, you wouldn't be so bored if you had come to my train club meeting to watch this baby in action.

Carly:
Hmm, I'm pretty sure I woulda been.

Sam:
[to Carly] Hey Carls. [to Freddie] Hey Pretty Baby.

Freddie:
Hey Lil' Samantha. [Sam and Freddie kiss]

Carly:
Alright, let's cool it with the public display of affection.

Sam:
C'mon. We haven't kissed in two days.

Freddie:
Our lips are starving!

Carly:
Why didn't you guys kiss over the weekend?

Sam:
Because we didn't see each other.

Carly:
You didn't go play trains with him on Saturday night?

Sam:
Naah. My mom and I went out to dinner and then we did some shopping. But we're gonna hang out after school right?

Freddie:
Can't. I gotta go with my mom to her lady doctor. And I thought you said you had soccer practice?

Sam:
Oh yeah.

Carly:
You joined the soccer team?

Sam:
Naah. Me and Wendy are just gonna use golf clubs to hit balls out towards the field.

Carly:
During practice?

Sam:
[gives her a no-duh kind of look] That's when the soccer girls are out in the open.

Carly:
[to Sam and Freddie] Okay, so you guys aren't gonna hang out together today and you didn't see each other at all this weekend?

Sam and Freddie:
[shake their heads no]

Freddie:
Nope.

Sam:
Um..Nuh uh

Carly:
Isn't that kinda weird?

Freddie:
[to Carly] We're just not into the same kinda things.

Sam:
[to Carly] Diff'rent stokes baby.

Carly:
But you're a couple now.

Sam:
[glances to Freddie] So?

Carly:
[to Sam] So part of dating it's you learning to like stuff he likes [to Freddie] and you learning to like stuff she likes.

Sam:
[confused] Uh.

Freddie:
[to Sam, pats her on the back] Well, I got another meeting with my Model Train Club on Wednesday night. Wanna come?

Sam:
[leans over to Carly] Should I be polite and lie?

Carly:
[to Sam] Yes.

Sam:
[goes back over to Freddie] I'd love to Baby.

Freddie:
[puts his arm around Sam] Aww, that's my little fibber.

Sam:
[Takes deep breath] A buh buh buh buh [gives Freddie a kiss on the cheek]