ICarly, Season 5

Nora:
Oh, I'm home! This is where I belong, back in the bosom of my youth!

Gibby:
[laughing with Freddie] Ha, Bosom.

Freddie:
I know. [giggle with Gibby]

[Maurice clucks]

Nora:
Maurice! Oh, Maurice, I missed you so much! Give me some beak! [kisses Maurice]

Carly:
This place brings back the memories, huh?

Sam:
Yep. Hey, Nora, remember when your clown had an aneurism, or should I say, clownurism?

Nora:
Yes, poor Cramps!

Nora's Mother:
Ok, kids, we don't need to talk about that terrible day! Not when we have this beautiful buffet of Norwegian foods. [brings everyone round the table of food, and takes of the foil from the food]

Freddie:
Yeahh, what exactly are, 'Norwegian Foods'?

Nora's Mother:
Well, we have lutefisk.

Sam:
Lutefisk?

Nora:
It's dry cod fish soaked in lie solution for several days.

Gibby:
That's nauseating.

Nora:
Nauseatingly delicious!

Nora's Mother:
And then we have warm tongue with flan.

Nora:
Oooo! And about desert?

[Nora's mother takes of the foil of the desert]

Nora:
[gasps] Beef cookies and cream! [gasps again]

[Freddie looks disgusted whilst getting out his phone]

Sam:
Ok, [picks up a lutefisk] even I can't eat this chiz! [and throws it back down again disgusted]

Freddie:
Hey, there's no way we're gonna make the last train back to Seattle.

Carly:
I'll just text Spencer and tell him to come pick us up. [gets out her phone and texts Spencer] "Hey, pick us up from Nora's at about 9 o'clock-"

Nora:
Try this monkfish liver! [shoves a plate of Norwegian food in Sam and Carly's faces]

[Sam stands there with a disgusted look on her face]

Carly:
"..Or sooner."