ICarly, Season 5

[Everyone's sat down eating]

Freddie:
And, what kind of cream is this?

Nora's Mother:
It's made from pig's milk.

Sam:
I'm done. [puts her plate down.]

Freddie:
Well, that's enough of that. [also putting his plate down]

Gibby:
[still eating the cream] I love pig's milk. I love it right from the pig.

[Doorbell rings]

Carly:
Oh, that must be Spencer.

Nora:
I'll fetch him. [gets up and opens the front door]

Spencer:
Hi, I'm Spencer Shay. Uh, I know we just met but I drank a double big chug on the up way here and if I don't hit a bathroom in the next 30 seconds-!

Nora:
Of course! Mother, would you please show Spencer to our best toilet?

Nora's Mother:
Certainly. [grabs Spencer and brings him inside] We just got a new one downstairs; it's comfort height.

Spencer:
Any toilet would be fine.

Nora's Mother:
Come with me.

[Nora's mother takes Spencer down into the basement]

[The other's begin picking up their belongings ready to leave]

Carly:
Well, Nora, thanks so much for the awesome Norwegian supper.

Sam:
Yeah, I guess I've had worse dinners.

Nora:
Awww, you're all so welcome.

Gibby:
Love the beef cookies.

Freddie:
And, congrats on getting released from prison.

Nora:
[gives a thumbs-up] Thank you!

Carly:
Okay, I guess this is goodbye.

Nora:
Oh, no it's not.

Freddie:
Yeah, we really gotta get back.

Nora:
Yeah, but you're not gonna.

[Nora's mother locks the door to the basement and joins the others.]

Sam:
Uh, what are you talking about?

Nora's Mother:
You children are going to be here for quite a while.

Nora:
Yes, you will. [Nora and her mother both turn their heads to Carly quickly at the same time.] I know you will.

Carly:
[throws down her bag and tries to open the front door] It's locked.

Sam:
Move. [also tries to open the door] Unlock it, Nora!

Nora:
No!

Freddie:
[to Gibby] The windows!

[Freddie and Gibby rush to the windows and try to open them]

Nora's Mother:
I don't think you'll be able to get them open either.

Sam:
I know how to get a window open.

[Sam walks over to a wooden chair and smashes it against a window and watched it fall to pieces.]

Nora:
All the windows have been replaced with Maxi Glass.

Nora's Mother:
They're quite unbreakable.

Sam:
Yeah? [picks up a piece of broken chair] Well I bet your faces aren't made out of Maxi Glass?

Carly:
Get 'em, Sam!

[Sam rushes over towards Nora and her mother]

Nora:
[quickly] Wow, Carly, I thought you cared about your brother?!

Carly:
Sam, wait! [Sam stops still] What are you talking about?

Nora:
My new favorite television programme. [walks over towards the TV]

Gibby:
"Jake and The Fat Man"?

Nora:
No. "Wheel of..." [turns on TV, showing Spencer on a big wheel in the basement]

Spencer:
Carly!!!

Nora:
"...Spencer!"

Spencer:
HELP! HELP ME!! I'M ON A WHEEL!!!

Carly:
Spencer! Where are you?!

Freddie:
He's in the basement!

Nora:
That's right.

[Carly and Freddie rush over to the basement door and try to open it.]

Carly:
Spencer!

Nora's Mother:
I'm afraid the door to the basement is, quite locked.

Nora:
And if Sam or, any of you try to harm me or my mother, this is what will happen.

[Spencer starts spinning on the wheel]

Spencer:
What, what's happening? I'm rotating! Help! Carly! And I still have to pee!