ICarly, Season 5

Spencer:
Arrggghhhhh!!

Carly:
[walks up to the TV] Spencer! Spencer!!

Nora:
Oh, silly Carly, he can't hear you.

Sam:
He's in the basement!

Freddie:
Would you stop that wheel?!

Nora:
Oh, I'd be glad to. [stops the wheel]

Spencer:
Arggghhhhh..... Oh, great, it's stopped spinning.. now I can puke.

Nora:
No need to watch that. [turns off the TV]

Gibby:
Don't turn it off, it was just getting good!

Carly:
Nora... you're a nutcase!

Nora:
[stands up on the couch] The proper term is disturbed, lonely, socio-path.

Sam:
Look, dude, we're the ones who got you out of jail!

Nora:
True.. but first, you tainted the memory of my 16th birthday party! So now, we're going to undo the taint. Mother, please fetch our party guests!

Nora's Mother:
[while doing weird and uncool hand gestures] BRB!

Carly:
You're the one who ruined the memory of your own birthday party!

Freddie:
Everything would’ve been cool if you'd just had let us go home afterwards!

Sam:
Instead of you and your stupid chicken locking us in your basement!

Nora:
You will never, besmirch the name of my chicken. You apologize to Maurice right now!

Sam:
Ah, sniff it Nora.

Nora:
I will not, sniff it! But I will give Carly's brother, the spins.

[Nora's starts spinning Spencer's wheel again]

Spencer:
Oh no, It's turning again, what's.. happening!?

Carly:
Just apologize to the chicken!

Sam:
Urghh. [walks over and bends down to Maurice] I'm sorry that bespired your name by calling you stupid. And that I've eaten thousands of your relatives.

[Nora stops Spencer from spinning]

Nora:
Thank you, Sam. Now let's all wear party hats, there's some right over there!

Carly:
We're not wearing party hats.

Nora:
Put on the hats!

[They all rush over and quickly put on the hats]

Gibby:
Wait a second.

[The other three stare at Gibby]

Gibby:
Why are you guys staring at me?

Freddie:
You said, "Wait a second."

Gibby:
Oh, yeah! Uh, there's 4 of us and 1 of Nora, so let's just take the remote away from her.

Nora:
Ooooh, bad idea. See if any iCarly's make a sudden move, I hit this special red button, and Spencer spins at top speed until his brain turns to goo.

Carly:
Goo?!

Nora:
Yes, goo! Haha! And you won't be able to stop it.

Gibby:
Huuhhhh. She's really thought this through.

Nora:
Yes, prison gives you lots of time to think, and to plan, and to not shower.

[All stand there with disgusted faces once again]