ICarly, Season 5

Carly:
Ok, what are we gonna do?!

Sam:
[starts walking towards her bag] I'll tell you what we're gonna do. As soon as those two freaks walk back in here... [gets out and starts swinging the butter sock]

Carly:
No, no butter sock.

Sam:
C'mon, man!

Freddie:
You can't attack them as long as Spencer's on that wheel in the basement or else Nora's just gonna spin him again.

Carly:
And anyway that butter sock is gross!

Sam:
I change the butter once a month!

Carly:
Do you really?

Sam:
No.

Freddie:
Man, there is no way to get this window open.

Gibby:
Hey, I know how Santa Claus would get out of here.

Carly:
Oh, the chimney!

Sam:
Right, that's the one!

[the three of them rush over to the chimney.]

Gibby:
No. [strokes the dummy's hair] On a reindeer.

Freddie:
[Annoyed] Gibby!

Sam:
You idiot.

Carly:
We thought you meant climbing up the chimney.

Gibby:
That could also work.

Sam:
Urgh, just stuff yourself up there and go for help!

Gibby:
Kay kay.

Carly:
Wa, wa, wa, wait! The Dershilts will notice he's gone!

Freddie:
No. 'Cause Gibby's gonna be taking a nap [Pulls out Gibby's fake head] on the couch.