ICarly, Season 5

Carly:
Will you stop spinning my brother?!

Nora:
No!

Carly:
Why?! I sang you Happy Birthday like you wanted!

Nora:
You were pitchy!

Carly:
[gasps] Well.

[Spencer continuous screaming from the television]

[Sam picks up a vase and throws it to make it smash]

Sam:
Run, Gibby!!

Nora:
Gibby?!

Nora's Mother:
He's still in the house!

Nora's Father:
Check all the bedrooms.

[Nora, Nora's Father and Nora's Mother go off looking for Gibby]

Carly:
You saw Gibby?!

Sam:
No, I threw a glass thing in there to buy us some time.

Freddie:
Time for what?!

Sam:
To figure out a way to get us out of this 'nut-hut'! [hits Freddie continuously while saying it]

Freddie:
Ow!

Carly:
Why hasn't your freakish mother come looking for us by now?

Freddie:
She thinks we're at the hotel with Spencer so why would she-? [Quickly remembers something and grabs the back of his head] The chip!

Sam:
What chip?

Freddie:
[turns to Sam] The one my mom had surgically installed in my head when I was a toddler.

[Sam pulls an 'of course' face]

Freddie:
If it stops transmitting, it triggers an emergency signal to my mom's tracking device and tells her my location!

Sam:
Oh, cool, then how do we make it stop transmitting!

Carly:
Yeah, where's the off switch?

Freddie:
I dunno, it's in my head!

Sam:
[Smacks Freddie on the head and screams into his ear] Mrs Benson, help us!!

Carly:
Shhh! Do you want the Dershilts to hear you?!

Freddie:
Smacking me on the head isn't gonna make the chip stop working!

Carly:
Then what will make it stop working?!

Sam:
And trigger the emergency signal!

Freddie:
I guess it would have to be electrically shorted out somehow.

[all pause and think]

Sam:
Ohh!! [rushes over to the chair and searches quickly through her jacket] The shock pen!

Freddie:
[worried] Oh, the shock pen?

Carly:
Is that Spencer's?

Sam:
Yeah I stole it, see?

Freddie:
Why'd you steal his shock pen?

Sam:
'Cause I like it, and I didn't have one!

[Nora rushes back into the room]

Nora:
Where's, Gibby?

Carly:
Just don't look in you parent's shower!

Nora:
Mother, mother! Gibby may be showering! [runs off to find Gibby again]

Sam:
Ok Benson, I hope this thing is powerful enough to blow that chip-

Freddie:
No no no no, let Carly do it.

Sam:
Why?

Freddie:
'Cause Carly cares about me. A least she'll try to be gentle. She won't just take the thing and stick it-

[Carly sticks the pen in Freddie's head and he falls on the floor]'

Sam:
Here, gimme that?

Carly:
What are you doing?

Sam:
Just to be sure. [places the pen on Freddie's head once more]