ICarly, Season 5

Sam:
Hey, if you're going to Yakima for the weekend how are we gonna do iCarly?

Carly:
Oh yeah, you wanna host the show alone?

Sam:
Naaah, I need somebody to banter with.

Freddie:
Uhh, how about me? I could host iCarly with Sam.

Sam:
Ooorr, I could fill a bag with yogurt and put a face on it?

Carly:
That is hilarious. You could call him Baggels.

Sam:
Baggels! I love that!

Freddie:
You'd rather do comedy with a sack of yogurt than me?

[Sam and Carly pull weird faces and try and not admit the fact that he's right]

Freddie:
I can be creative! I've been working on some really funny characters and stuff.

Sam:
Oh my god, no no no.

Carly:
Sam.

Freddie:
I've done stuff on the show before!

Sam:
Little stuff.

Carly:
That we wrote.

Freddie:
Just let me host the show with Sam one time.

Carly:
Ok.

Freddie:
Yes! [turns to Sam with a pleading look.]

Sam:
Whatevs.

Freddie:
Yes! This is gonna be awesome! Yeah yohooo!

Carly:
Have Baggels standing by.

Sam:
Yeeepp.