ICarly, Season 5

Carly:
So.. I'm confused, are we in trouble?

Mrs. Michelle Obama:
No, not at all!

Spencer:
She watched iCarly online last week.

Carly:
No way!

Freddie:
Seriously?!

Sam:
For real?!

Michelle Obama:
Uh huh, my daughters are big fans and I am too.

T-Bo:
[walks through Carly and Spencer's front door] Wait, is she-

Spencer:
Close it!

[Carly, Sam and Freddie yell at T-Bo to leave]

[T-Bo quickly leaves]

Sam:
So what are you doing here? Um.. your, excellency. [takes a small bow]

Freddie:
You don't call her your excellency.

Mrs. Obama:
No, no, I kinda like it.

[Sam whacks her upper chest at Freddie and he pulls a 'what?!' face back at her]

Mrs. Obama:
I came here to say, I'm proud of you.

Carly:
Why are you proud of us?

Mrs. Obama:
[points at Carly] Because of how much you care for your father, [then points at Sam and Freddie] and because of what you two did for your friend.

Freddie:
You mean, setting up the surprise birthday party on iCarly?

Mrs. Obama:
Uh huh, my husband and I talk to a lot of people with family in the military.

Spencer:
[puts his hands on Mrs Obama's shoulders] Her husband is the president.

[Mrs. Obama's bodyguards reach into their pockets as if they're about to pull out guns and begin to make their towards Spencer]

Spencer:
Sorry. [takes his hands off Mrs Obama's shoulders and takes a few steps back]