ICarly, Season 5

[Carly and Freddie meet at the lockers.]

Freddie:
Has Sam shown up?

Carly:
No. Nobody's seen her all day.

Sam:
[whispers to Carly and Freddie] Psst! Over here.

[Carly and Freddie head over to Sam]

Carly:
Where have you been?!

Sam:
Getting stuff. [starts getting things out of her school bag] Here's a wig for you, [puts a wig on Carly's head] and a wig for you. [puts a wig on Freddie's head] Passport for Carly and a passport for this one. [gives them each a passport]

Freddie:
What's this stuff for?

Sam:
We're blowing this country. We're heading to the airport and buying one-way tickets to Amsterdam.

Carly:
Sam.

Sam:
Well you wanna stay here in this country and go to Federal Prison for hacking into a secure communications network?!

Freddie:
How are we gonna pay for one-way tickets to Amsterdam?!

Sam:
Pfft. [gets out a bag of jewelery] I got all my mom's engagement rings. Now let's head into a coin shop turn this bling into cash and get the fugde out of dodge.

[men in suits come round the corner]

Freddie:
Uhh, I think it might be too late for that.

Man #1:
Miss Shay, Mr Benson, Miss Puckett.

Sam:
[In a deep manly voice] Puckett, uh, are you looking for Sam Puckett? She passed away. Funeral's Thursday bye. [begins to hurry off]

Man #1:
Miss Puckett.

[Sam stops and turns around]

Sam:
[throws her back pack onto the floor] Alright. [gets on her knees with her hands behind her head] Put the cuffs on loose would ya? I don't like it when they did into my wrist.

Man #2:
Just come with us. [Pulls Sam up]